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| yes, something awful happened tonight, something that makes the
genocide in the Darfa region seem like a feel-good movie. and
unlike that, this awful event struck us close to home, and involved
people we all care about: the xangstas. they were dealt a
horrific loss tonight, making them only 27-3 for the season. even
worse, i was called for being in the net when i was clearly not!
this isn't the first officiating travesty to be leveled against me,
once before i was called for that offense unjustly! so now i
declare a fatwa against officiators. and against people that
don't accept it when i create new words.
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| so i've been bored lately, and i decided to pick up resident evil 4 on
the ps2 a couple months ago, and it made me remember how much i loved
those games. the only problem i had with 4 was your main
character was a little too good, and it seemed more like he was an
equal force stopping evil as opposed to a normal person just trying to
get out alive. so then i bought resident evil outbreak, and it
was awesome to me to just be able to play as normal people trying to
get out of a city of zombies...so of course when i finished that one i
had to buy part 2 (both of which are under $14, baha, i'm cheap).
i hear they are making a third resident evil movie and i can only hope
it doesn't suck. aha, i also got a used copy of resident evil ds
for $20, and now i feel like i'm on a zombie murdering high!
so if i could do one thing in this world, i would develop a virus that
turned people into zombies, give myself and some of my friends the
anti-virus, infect st. louis, and see which ones of us would make
it! mwa ha ha! i would so outlive afar! of course
then i would have that problem where i would burn in hell forever....
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| so yeah, i haven't updated in like an eternity. i blame it on
everyone else. so i hate modern art history, and studying for
it. i like studying words, and not looking at pictures and
remembering them instead. blah. i haven't really been doing
much in general lately, although i should start job hunting a little
harder than i am currently. so if anyone wants to find me a nice
office job, feel free to do so. :)
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| today i celebrate something of great importance! something so
grand, yet somber, that i had to post about it. after days of
epic struggle, and much failure, i have unlocked the handcannon in
resident evil 4! that's right, i got 5 stars on all 4 levels with
all five characters! even that jerk leon! sure, many a
zombie like creature died, and many a head rolled forth on the ground,
and much productive time lost, but i have a great feeling of
accomplishment! mwa ha ha!!!
in sad news, i paid taxes for the first time in my life. 4% of my
annual income is being kept by the government. i feel so dirty
inside, and i have violated my oath to never pay taxes. i was
kind of hoping to get all that money back too.
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| so i saw the new world yesterday, and wow, it was, um, bad. not
just bad, but awkwardly bad, like watching a nervous kid who just hit
puberty trying to ask out a girl who's far too attractive for him kind
of bad (and trust me, i know all about that kind of bad). i think
if you took all the actual dialogue of the movie and wrote it out, it
would only take a couple pieces of notebook paper, and i think it has
what may be one of the greatest lines ever!
"who are you, and what do you dream of?"
"i like grass."
i sat there stunned. did she really respond with "i like
grass?" then it hit me that somewhere, someone wrote this line
out and thought it was a good idea, and that the director had to
approve, and they had to run it by focus groups, etc. i could not
stop laughing after that. so yeah, overall a very odd
experience.
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